Thursday, June 18, 2009

Advice to ManCats: The Importance of the Close Up



Fellow mancats, let me stress the importance of a good close-up. Not only will the ladycats come running when they take a look at your deep, dreamy eyes, but also the humans will fawn over your masculinity and general fantastic cat-ness which will result in treats. Yes, you heard me, treats. I received several Temptations for this shot. But note that you should not give away the close up shot too often. No one wants to buy the cow if you can get the milk for free.

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

An Uninvited Guest

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

I Can See Up Your Nose

Friday, April 3, 2009

Peas of A Pod


Thursday, April 2, 2009

Spring Again



I like spring. Sunshine to lay in, squirrels to eat, birds to talk to, open windows to sneak out of...It really is a great time of year. I have been tirelessly plotting my escape from this house, checking all windows and doors for a potential exit point. I don't plan on going too far, don't know why the human servants get so upset. I just want to go eat the squirrels. Is that so wrong? Squirrels are meant to be eaten, they have no other purpose. No really, can you think of one?

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Moving Is Very Stressful



Well, we moved again, this time back east. 6 months in Seattle, not long enough! Talk about fishies. Lots and lots, and lots of fishies. Must EAT fishies. Ehem, anyway, Servant One dragged me back to PA into the woods. I guess its alright. Squirrels need eating too. I already caught a mouse. He was delicious! I like to wash to help with the stress of moving. Then I like to wash some more. I guess the woods ain't so bad. We'll see.


Monday, October 27, 2008

New City, New Friends, Old Habits



Greetings again friends, from a new city. As many of you recall I was last seen in Middle-of-nowhere, Pennsylvania, dealing with those ever eviiil rabbits. Well, I have since decided to move across country. Servant One and I loaded up her car and drove the 40-some hours to Seattle, Washington. I was generous and decided to be calm in the car for my owners benefit. She was quite impressed by my good behavior! I found the whole en devour quite boring and slept most of the way.



I suppose Seattle is a pretty place. The seafood is fantastic, though my servant is picky about what she lets me eat, the nerve! But the city itself was okay. I even accepted the moving in of Servant Two. The more people to wait on me, the better, I say. I was surprised by the presence of some other ... thing.



...The thing's name is Nemo. He clearly lacks sophistication and grace, though is amusing enough. Servant One just better remember who is the boss around here, or the furniture will pay the price!



Well, maybe he isn't so bad.