Cats in Movies, Take One!

If you will notice, these cats are quite ingenious, citing several small pieces of wisdom throughout their song. Hiding in a fish bowl to catch a fish is a near-flawless method. Looking around babies for milk is another pearl of knowledge. These twin cats were clearly the best part of the movie, as the rest of the film is nothing but smelly dogs. Enjoy!

Silly Humans Do My Bidding

The human servants did not commit fully to my punishment and released me from my solitary confinement mere moments after declaring the punishment. I've even gotten a present from this ordeal, a new scratchpost for the upstairs! Those humans are suckers for a sweet kitty face and a soft meow! Now if only they would open this door and let me outside!

Solitary Confinement

It's not my fault that the tall wooden, nice furniture upstairs looks like trees in a forest. It's not my fault that my first natural instinct is to scratch on those trees. Well, that's what happened. Humans think it some sick joke to trick us cats with their fake trees, and then punish us for serving our natural cat-ly urges. So now I am in the basement for a while. I shouldn't complain, my catbox, scratchpost, food, water, favorite basket, carpet and comfy couch are all down here for my enjoyment. Though it just doesn't seem fair somehow. Trees are trees, I tell you!

Well, I heard them talk about getting me a second scratchpost for the upstairs, so maybe it will all work out after all. Those scratchposts are soooo satisfying to scratch!

Advice to ManCats: The Importance of the Close Up

Fellow mancats, let me stress the importance of a good close-up. Not only will the ladycats come running when they take a look at your deep, dreamy eyes, but also the humans will fawn over your masculinity and general fantastic cat-ness which will result in treats. Yes, you heard me, treats. I received several Temptations for this shot. But note that you should not give away the close up shot too often. No one wants to buy the cow if you can get the milk for free.

An Uninvited Guest

I Can See Up Your Nose

Peas of A Pod